I Has a Blerg. What a Dump.

Catching up the last month. Hey, better than nothing.

The Master (2012, Paul Thomas Anderson) 85
Stellar work from Amy Adams and Philip Seymour Hoffman, and an utterly raw, animalistic volcano of a performance from Joaquin Phoenix, channelling the best of Brando and De Niro, puts him on the Oscar shortlist. A tough, enigmatic piece from Paul Thomas Anderson, with large, glowing cinematography that elevates the overall picture from a "really good" small-screen pic to a "really great" large-screen one.

Blue Sunshine (1978, Jeff Lieberman) 70
10 years after a group of college friends tried a bad batch of LSD they start feeling the aftereffects, namely a spate of mindless zombie-like killing, in this cheesy, culty piece of drug/zombie paranoia that dropped before the rise of the slasher film. You could almost say this is the anti-Big Chill. Loads of fun.

The Friends of Eddie Coyle (1973, Peter Yates) 90
Always great to dig up a lesser-known crime classic. This one, from the director of the ultracool Bullitt,
ranks with Robert Mitchum's finest performances, right up there with Night of the Hunter, Cape Fear, and Out of the Past. Watchable, re-watchable, memorizable, and so good it hurts like a bastard.




The Fog of War: Eleven Lessons from the Life of Robert S. McNamara (2003) 88
Mr. Death: The Rise and Fall of Fred A. Leuchter, Jr. (1999) 70
Director Errol Morris provided two very different portraits of two very different men, but both films are stamped with his deep-probing documentary style. The Fog of War is perhaps the pinnacle of his career, gleaning surprising insight from an all-time irascible interviewee into many of the most pivotal moments of the 20th Century, including but not limited to the bombing of Japan, the Bay of Pigs Invasion, the Cuban Missile Crisis, and the Gulf of Tonkin Incident. Mr. Death is also engrossing with an oddly egotistical subject, a man who gained success designing execution machines and selling them to various states for use on Death Row, but brought more notoriety by positing as an "expert" and becoming one of the most important Holocaust deniers in the movement.

Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory (2011, Joe Berlinger & Bruce Sinofsky) 82
Another on the doc front, the final piece (for now) of a truly remarkable story 20 years in the making that is important on so many levels. The trilogy is a testament to the evolution of the documentary format, the failures and frustrations of police and legal procedure, and a testament to indefatigable spirit in the face of overwhelming adversity.

Pulp Fiction (1994, Dir. Quentin Tarantino) 100
Okay, this was at least my tenth viewing of this, and it never looked better than in HD after a bunch of cocktails. I wanted to recommend the next time you watch it take note of all of the times food is mentioned. Made me hungry for a Durward Kirby burger, bloody as hell, of course.

A Dangerous Method (2011, David Cronenberg) 64
I've seen just about everything Cronenberg's done, yes including the oddball of his career Fast Company, and sad to say this is one of his weaker efforts. Kiera Knightly's perf is hit-and-miss, the excellent raw physicality mostly ruined by a distracting, mediocre accent. Not enough happening here to fully pull me in.

Bad Taste (1987, Peter Jackson) 87
Jackson's wild debut feature packs a lot of punch up its low-budget sleeves, with amazing, gory makeup and special effects holding up a hilariously wild story about a team of bizarre Kiwis saving  Earth from an alien takeover. He's made a mint with the Tolkien stuff, but he should also be remembered for the unique, twisted start of his career with this, Dead Alive, and Heavenly Creatures. An all-time great movie poster as well. >>

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012, Marc Webb) 74
Maybe the terrrrrrrible third part of Sam Raimi's installment left a >> in my mouth. Or maybe I just really like Emma Stone that much more than Kirsten Dunst. For whatever reason, I enjoyed this quite a bit. Great FX. Good supporting cast. Over-the-top baddie and ending.

Melancholia (2011, Lars von Trier) 82
Speaking of Kirsten Dunst...yeah, not a huge fan, but well, at least she has a glowingly framed nude scene in this one. The rest of the film is weirdly gorgeous on the eyes, with lots and lots of unresolved Tristan chords. It's also brutally depressing in line with a lot of von Trier's oeuvre, and maybe not a good suggestion for anyone worried that Earth is truly reaching her last days.


That catches up some stuff for now. I also spent a little time working on Season 4 of "Breaking Bad" and Season 2 of "The Walking Dead" (not fully caught up on either, yet, unfortunately), and then I started a week of James Bond from the get-go, from Dr. No through On Her Majesty's Secret Service, including a quick detour at Casino Royale (the 1967 spoof). I'm frozen on the Bond-a-thon until I either get my hands on a digital copy of Diamonds are Forever or finally get around to hooking up my VCR to a monitor.

The End of the Trail. (Thank heavens!)

Election Day is at hand, which means it's also time for me to wrap up this ultimately half-cocked scheme for October. I know you're all sick of the flyers and the robo-calls. Here's my last gasp at throwing some great political films your way. Better late than never, but once this election's over you can bet your ass that the next 4 years are going to be one long campaign cycle anyway. Might as well dig in and study up.

John Adams (2008) Dir: Tom Hooper

Maybe it was too drastic an undertaking for my own good this month, but I hunkered down with the 7-part John Adams miniseries over the course of a week or so. I'm glad I did, though. It's a really great achievement, with wonderful performances all around, especially Paul Giamatti as the titular 2nd President, and Laura Linney as his wife Abigail, who provided an incredibly strong rock upon which to anchor his ship. Also, through taking its adaptation from David McCullough's book, the series strips away the legends and provides a grounding sense of humanity to many of our founding fathers, notably Tom Wilkinson lending a delicious salaciousness to Benjamin Franklin. George Washington, however, is still exhibited as having a godlike air of quiet strength. Adams' political battles with Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton provide nerdy yet gripping historical fodder.

It makes me wonder how wonderful it would be, how much more productive government could become, if we reverted to the voting system that gave the Vice Presidency to the runner up of the election, rather than having a chosen running mate. Although the power of the Vice President is fairly minimal, he does preside over the Senate, and could be an interesting balance to a President from the other party. Interestingly enough, there is talk during this election that in the event of an Electoral College tie (269 votes each) that a vote of the House of Representative would choose the President and the Senate would choose the Vice-President. Since Congress is currently split we could see a POTUS/Veep situation not all too dissimilar from way things were before the Twelfth Amendment was passed in 1800.

Tanner '88 (1988) Dir: Robert Altman

 Continuing with another mini-series, "Tanner '88" is still a must-see and as sharply relevant now as it was 25 years ago. In what would be a part of HBO's burgeoning original programming scene, Co-creators director Robert Altman and writer Garry Trudeau hatched the idea of running a fake candidate with a full-on fake campaign out into the very real 1988 election season. Watching Michael Murphy as candidate Jack Tanner and his staff, headed up by a very game Pamela Reed as his campaign chief, interact at rallies and conventions with the oblivious real politicians (Al Gore, Jesse Jackson, Michael Dukakis, etc.) and an easily fooled electorate delivers 11 episodes of smart, biting humor and an unparalleled insight behind the facade of political barnstorming. Altman had touched on the circus exuberance of political campaigns in his landmark 1976 film, Nashville, but in "Tanner '88" it is the star of the show. Satire is rarely this perfectly thought out or divinely delivered.

The War Room (1993) Dir: Chris Hegedus & D.A. Pennebaker

On the boot heels of "Tanner '88," this documentary peeks inside an actual campaign, in this case Bill Clinton's successful bid at the Presidency in 1992. This strips away the satire and goes for the gritty, unvarnished weariness of the campaign headquarters. James Carville and George Stephanopoulos would soon become household names, and this shows them in all of their spin-doctoring glory, though we are unfortunately withheld from some of the juicier conversations due to the lack of participation of campaign manager David Wilhelm. A bit slow at times, but a good dry chaser of reality to wash down Tanner's shenanigans.

Point of Order (1964) Dir: Emile de Antonio

The Army-McCarthy hearings were the grandfather of all televised Congressional Procedural, and this is a culling of approximately 90 minutes of the most dramatic moments from 30 days worth of ABC footage that was broadcast live into every home in America and precipitated the downfall of Joseph McCarthy's communist witch hunts. It remains a landmark document, not just of an important era of Cold-War Politics, but also portends the of the role television media in the perception of our elected officials. Through discussions of cropped photos and legal favors the banter between Army counsel Joseph Welch and McCarthy is affable and at moments outright hilarious, but the breaking of a gentleman's agreement turns things vicious, until Welch's plaintive plea for decency crushes all remaining credibility from the boorish Senator from Wisconsin and remains a legendary part of our lexicon:



All the King's Men (1948) Dir: Robert Rossen

and Huey Long (1985) Dir: Ken Burns

I'll admit that I don't read recreationally as much a I wish I did. I have a pretty good collection of classic books on my shelves (or at least, I would if I still had shelves) that I have picked up second hand for pennies. But I've only really read maybe 20% of what I have. At one point I was in a book/beer club, but some of the members couldn't be bothered to do the work and it faltered.

One of the classic American novels that I have read and highly recommend is Robert Penn Warren's All the King's Men, a thinly veiled account of the rise and fall of Louisiana governor "populist/dictator" Huey Long. The 1949 film the movie brings the novel to life wonderfully,  skimping a bit on some of the richness of reporter/narrator Jack Burden's unrequited love (which is actually my favorite section of the book; the words are beautifully heartbreaking, the melancholy of missed opportunity, the admitted shortcomings and the wordy yet perfectly natural flow of the prose.) I've been purposely avoiding the 2006 film revision for a while now after hearing it is rather subpar. I may check it out, but in terms of recs I'd suggest sticking with the Oscar winner.

Ken Burns' made-for-TV biography "Huey Long," however, is the perfect accompanying third to this book/film pairing. In fact, I would encourage a viewing of it before tackling any screen or page version of All the King's Men. It provides a fascinating history lesson on a political figure who is mostly passed up or completely forgotten about nowadays. Long was easily one of the 5 most powerful men in the world during his era of bombastic (and this was during a moment when Adolf Hitler was coming to power in Germany) but nowadays The Kingfish is largely forgotten in popular history. Utilizing first person accounts of people who were young during the 1930s and witnessed Long's powerful sway, it sheds a light on a truly polarizing figure, as scorned by many as he was adored by the rest.

We are also exhibited with the prototype of a Ken Burns style that would carry through his essential (but loooong) "Jazz" and "Baseball" docs. "Huey Long," on the other hand, is very focused, clocking in under 90 minutes.


In closing, there are obviously a ton of war films that could have fallen into this category (All Quiet on the Western Front, Paths of Glory, Flags of Our Fathers, Saving Private Ryan, Patton, and on for hours), and some that revolve more loosely around political campaigns (Nashville, Taxi Driver, etc.) but I didn't quite as much time as I wanted. I'm intrigued by Spielberg's upcoming Lincoln only because of Daniel Day Lewis. I have a feeling it's going to be pretty crappy though. More importantly, I don't want to leave things without mentioning that there are some astounding political international films as well:  I highly recommend Memories of Underdevelopment (Cuba), Z (Greece), Battle of Algiers (Italy/Algeria), and Persepolis (Iran) just to name a few. Next on my docket is The Battle of Chile (er...right after I catch up with "Breaking Bad.") As for tomorrow, like a lot of you I'll be going out early to vote, then after work I'll be watching the news with mild interest.

'K, Martyrs...That's Enough.

Halloween night I chose to forgo the dress up and candy pander in favor of a doubleheader in front of a glowing screen. My first movie was Pascal Laugier's Martyrs, a French/Canadian production that I'd heard it was pretty intense, most commonly summed up with the caveat "torture porn." When I hear that I'm thinking violence along the lines of Se7en, Saw, or Gaspar Noé's incredible but often tough to stomach Irréversible. I've seen Pasolini's notorious Saló, or the 120 Days of Sodom, so I'm pretty doughty when the shit goes down, so to speak. But I wasn't really prepared for an entire film that is a nonstop, paralyzingly on-edge gut-check whose tamest moments make the harshest parts in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo seem like a tea party in Care-a-Lot with Strawberry Shortcake and the My Little Ponies. After I finished I was in no state of mind to finish the double feature.

Scott Tobias of AV Club does a great job unfurling the plot if curiosity compels you to wonder what the BFD is, so I won't rehash it here. It is extremely taxing and not one that I would casually recommend or be in a hurry to watch again, but it is also a very good, well made and inciting movie, provoking thoughtful debate, especially with its open-to-interpretation ending that I'm still mulling over 2 days later. I just wanted to put down for posterity that I indeed finished it in one undeterred sitting and remarking on it felt like a good way to culminate an October spent almost exclusively watching horror/monster movies. After Martyrs, I am left with the ultimate takeaway of the month that once we are reminded that humans can be the worst monsters imaginable, then every other thing we can fathom is a lot less scary.  

Speaking of scary: one or two final splashes of political films are on tap for this pre-election weekend. Hope everybody takes some time to study up on their ballots and make good informed selections this Tuesday.

Off the Trail and Dead in the Woods.

As I left the house this morning I looked up to see an enormous black crow flying overhead. Then I looked in the backyard and saw this:

Okay, it wasn't quite that, but there was a murder of at least a dozen giant Ann Arbor crows picking apart the remains of a human corpse. Or maybe it was a garbage bag. Either way, There's a storm coming!

With Halloween in 2 days and the election a week away it's time I admit failure in my grand scheme to bounce through October blogging like ghostbusters...er, gangbusters? The distraction of the Detroit Tigers' exciting yet ill-fated run to the World Series is much to blame. Anyway, here's my attempt to quickly shore up the rest of my intent and give you an overview of what I did manage to see, and some of the other films I wanted to write about in depth.

(I did make the effort to check out Paul Thomas Anderson's new one, The Master, but since it's prime Oscar bait and not pertinent to the Halloween theme I'll save that for another time.)

After good luck with Slither and The Host I ran into a stinker with Rubber (Dir. Quentin Dupieux, 2010). I was drawn to the wild plot description about a lone abandoned tire coming to life in the desert, gaining telekinetic powers, and going on a kill crazy rampage. There are some fun parts and cool effects, but the winking self-consciousness of the audience within the movie and the breaking-the-fourth-wall stuff came off extremely stilted, and some scenes drag on for far too long with no forward movement. Ultimately, Rubber blew a flat.

On the other hand, my other random-pickup-and-let's-have-a-looksee was pretty enjoyable. The Eye (Gin gwai) (Dir. by the Pang Brothers, 2002) A blind girl gets a cornea transplant, but as she starts to adjust to having sight she starts having malevolent visions. This one was a lot more enjoyable, with some truly creepy scenes, and a couple of legit jump-out-of-your-seat moments. There is some hokeyness to the doctor/patient love story, and you have to put on your reading glasses, but like so many other great, original Asian nail-biters (Ringu/The Ring, Ju-On/The Grudge) this one underwent a Hollywood remake in 2008 starring Jessica Alba. Just as with those, I can't imagine HW managed to improve on the original.

My favorite film of the month, however, was John Carpenter's They Live (1988). It's a camped-up Invasion of the Body Snatchers starring 80s wrestling superstar "Rowdy" Roddy Piper. He's chewing bubblegum and kickin' butt while uncovering an alien plot to slowly take over the human race through highly sophisticated subliminal conditioning. Thankfully for Earth has a hard-headed sidekick and his trusty Truth-Tellin' Sungees:


That's pretty much it for what I managed to watch this month (probably something on tap the next couple of days, then round up the political stuff by this weekend)

I will round out October by throwing some recs to check out if you're in full Halloween mode.
If you are on the East Coast you should probably NOT watch Take Shelter. Instead, just take shelter.

Here's a great youtube compilation of quotes that will inspire you to find something to watch

Wanna get Dis-Oriented?
In addition to The Host, The Eye, Ringu, etc. there are a slew of other great films from the Far East that are worth a look this week. From Oldboy to Audition, even going back to the mother of all monster movies, Godzilla. If I had to pick one weird one to suggest it would be House (Hausu). Not to be confused with the 1986 Steve Miner horror/comedy of the same name (also pretty great), this one is a really bizarre, almost psychedelic trip from 1977 by director Nobuhiko Obayashi. A group of schoolgirls takes a summer holiday to visit a long lost aunt who may or may not be a witch. But yeah, she totally is. It sets up slowly, but by the time one of the girls is dismembered and swallowed up by a piano you'll be WTF'ing over and over. And never trust cats again (not that your ever should have in the first place).

Speaking of Houses...

Let us not forget some other ominous edifices, from Psycho's gothic house overlooking the Bates Motel to The Amityville Horror house's all-seeing windows, to the lonely dilapidated farmhouse in Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Apartments are no better, as Roman Polanski can brazenly attest: With Repulsion, The Tenant, and Rosemary's Baby, he created a loose, unsettling trilogy that will make you rethink tenancy as a safer option. My favorite haunted house, though, is Hill House from Robert Wise's 1963 classic, The Haunting. With a terrific backstory, and mostly a simple, sinister use of editing, sound effects and chilling music, you'll be on edge as the inevitable dread builds up inside the characters as their sanity slowly disintegrates and the unseen horror advances.

Some Vamps Don't Sparkle
So you've got your Nosferati -- 1922, 1979, 2000 -- and your Draculi -- 1931, 1974 ("The Blood of these whores is killing me!!"), Plus all of the great Hammer horror Dracs, and yeah, even the Bram is worth watching for Oldman. (Keanu...not so much.) As far as I'm concerned, Lost Boys has its fangs in the necks of too many, for around that same time but just around the corner lies Near Dark. Just a fantastic re-imagining of a pack of roaming sangre-suckers, with one of greatest bar fight scenes ever put on celluloid.


Screaming with Laughter
If you want some more camp if not all out laughs, it really doesn't get any better than Young Frankenstein. The Evil Dead Trilogy. And Rocky Horror, of course.  Off the beaten path a bit you've got Re-Animator,  Dead Alive, and a personal childhood fave, Killer Klowns from Outer Space.

And don't forget about Monster Squad! This seems like overkill,  but:


Well put, D.

Deep into the Woods #4 & 5 - Jabberwhat?

Been a bit off track again, lots of Tigers and tailgating and work and whatnot. I'm also rethinking the YouTube thing because I attempted to upload a clip and got a nearly instantaneous notice that it was licensed content (duh) and wouldn't be able to embed. Which is a bummer. I'm doing this for fun and to stretch my brain a bit, so I may go back to mostly screencaps to avoid any trouble. This is a little quick & dirty, thoughts are admittedly a bit random and unorganized,  But hey...content!

Going back to squirmy parts of the horrorsphere. After watching Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals I finished the evening with Slither, one of the better recent alien invasion/horror flicks. Shit goes down when a meteorite touches down in a town that is ultimately a backwoods microcosm, because there's an aggressive, sentient virus-slash-alien on board that only exists to invade, take over (creepily), destroy (disgustingly), and move on. Things happen on a local scale but with possibly widespread ramifications, borrowing ideas from classics like Night of the Living Dead and The Blob. Frankly, it's one if the most ruthless and hard to avoid body-snatching devices since Alien, with one of the most disgusting gestational periods ever. It will give you the urge to step on as many creepy-crawlies as you can see, but it will not do anything to alleviate any pre-established squeamishness.

(Trying the blogger vid here instead, but this may be gone before you know it.)

It manages a whole bevy of new ways to gross us out, with a great building of ingenuity in the devices, there are new "Oh HELL No!" moments around every corner, along with pretty convincing makeup and CGI. Storywise, writer/director James Gunn has tried to inject some heart between Elizabeth Banks' character and her husband, but it's set up that she basically loathes him, he's abusive even before he gets the alien inside him, so the latter stuff comes off as fake. Plus, she's obviously going to end up with Nathan Fillon (assuming they survive). Yeah, I'm overthinking this aspect, I guess. Overall, it's gross, fun, smarmy, even Men in Black-ish absent the glossy toys and forced banter.

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Later in the week I checked out The Host (Gweomul), the South Korean monster movie sensation. I highly urge people to check this one out. It's a Godzilla tadpole acting like an addict hopped up on Heisenberg meth. The thing comes right out in the daylight in the first 20 minutes, there is nothing to hide. So yeah, I'm clipping it here. Pay special attention to the shot starting at 0:01.30, especially the camera movement.

That is just spectacular choreography and a seamless blend of the real-life and CGI. The creature is noticeably computer-generated, but excellently rendered in great detail and quite a sight to behold. And it has some tricks up its, er, sleeves(?) that surprise us as the show goes on. Yeah, we've come long way from giant, lumbering Gojira to an elephant-sized, lightning-quick, amphibious polliwog with razor sharp fangs and an untrammeled, grasperous monkey tail.

In action-based movies developing character is always difficult and unnatural when you have to develop specific scenes to just to develop character instead of letting it flow organically with the story, and The Host struggles a bit through a long, limp middle section that is only saved by the wonderful scene in the rain (you'll know when you see it) which is the arguably the best scene of the movie -- even better than the scene in the sun clipped above.

It has humorous excursions that are a bit jarring because of slapstick juxtaposed with what one would expect to be a very somber tone, but playing them into satirical moments against political and environmental issues that work for the most part.  Also of note, the architecture of the bridges and sewers around the Han River make for beautiful cinematography, reminding me of Antonioni's obsession with structural edifices, but there is movement here, by the camera, the characters, and the flowing river below, that heightens the composition. It all ends in a grand, atmospheric, dramatic final showdown that is on the verge of being balletic. Worth a serious look.

On the Trail #3: The Better Way?

Now we truly go on the campaign trail with The Candidate (1972, Dir. Michael Ritchie). Robert Redford is Bill McKay: a young, idealistic, do-goody lawyer who also happens to be handsome AND the son of a former Governor. The National Democratic party decides to  rope him into the California Senate race to face the long-time, impregnable Republican incumbent. McKay is hesitant to embarrass himself and take time away from actually making a difference on the ground, but when Democratic strategist Marvin Lucas (Peter Boyle) gives him free reign to say what he wants, no matter how controversial or unpopular, and assures him that he has no real chance of winning -- in fact, promising him that he will lose -- McKay grudgingly takes the opportunity to stir the pot and try to float some real issues into the political atmosphere.

The faux-documentary filming style gives it a real, gritty feel, with an especially 70s, almost Altman-esque aesthetic: a strong ensemble cast, overlapping dialogue, with scenes that burst out of the edges of the frame. The major difference is the usage of an inventive editing style that is especially evident in this rather meta clip. It establishes the eventual rift between McKay’s agenda and that of his party handlers, with an emphasis on the cruel, deft cutting of sight and sound in advertising/propaganda.

Also, aaaahh, delicious Hamm’s.

While McKay builds his brand through candor and accessibility, the machine behind him does what they're paid to do: everything in their power to win. Once he is locked in as the candidate after easily winning the Democratic primary, the power of the Party behind him begins to trump his stances through subtle manipulations. Despite lingering familial tension between McKay and his father, the former Governor (Melvyn Douglas) is brought on board to endorse and glad-hand. His marriage, while seemingly blissful, suffers strain underneath the surface; an affair is alluded to but kept out of sight. He eventually begins the long, painful path to selling out, helplessly relenting his neutered principles to the grinding machine and the faint, glowing possibility of victory. His speeches become robotic, his own ideas totally absent, as one stump speech blends meaninglessly into the next. 

 

The Candidate is a witty, absorbing, and deftly constructed. It provides a still-relevant look into the belly of the beast, where it is frustrating to see that, even though the media microscope has definitely enlarged the scale of everything, basic poli-tactics haven't really changed much in the last 40+ years. 

On the heels of the recent real-life debate, I submit one final (extended) scene, an absolute tour de force, replete with recycled issues, oblique answers, and shifting tides, with Redford looking eerily like a young, hippie, Bill Clinton. Study up before the next dog and pony show, people.

   

The Candidate (1972): 82

Deep Into the Woods #3: Finger-Lickin' Jungle Love

"C'mon baby, where's your guts?"

Just a few scares and some other titillations today. Last night I took in a double feature, starting with Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals (aka Trap Them and Kill Them) (1977) a bloody Italian sexploitation romp from one of the of gurus of the style, Aristide Massaccesi (aka Joe D'Amato). I'd heard of its cult reputation from this book and sought out a copy. It manages to straddle the fence between a couple of other films on that list: the 70s gauzy "softcore porn in exotic locales" of Emmanuelle (1974) -- yeah, right down to cribbing the name -- and the low-budget, stomach-churning savagery of Cannibal Holocaust, which actually came along a couple years later in 1979.

For better or worse, depending on your tastes, Last Cannibals leans heavily toward pornyness until the final somewhat gruesome 30 minutes or so. The story involves a  supermodel/"journalist" and her dashing anthropologist-cum-inamorato who think they may have rediscovered what was thought to be an extinct tribe of cannibals in the Amazon jungle. They decide it would be very smart to trek into the jungle and...I don't really know...make the cannibals try some spicy pad thai with tofu? It doesn't really matter, we know they're probably going to die, right?

Along the way Emanuelle and her beau encounter a "virginal" missionary's daughter, a token black guide who is perpetually shirtless, and a horny husband and wife roughing it out in the jungle, among others. Basically they are all thrown together and go deep into the bush -- yes, that means two things -- until they finally meet the natives and people start getting picked off in grisly fashion.

On of my favorite moments comes when the hunter, McKenzie, and his sluttish wife sneak away from the rapidly-dwindling group with ulterior motives in mind. Note the awesomely cheesy music and the bonerrific sound effects when they make their discovery:

 Surprisingly, finding jewels in the jungle next to aircraft wreckage is one of the least silly reasons that the characters find to remove their clothes. Not that I'm complaining. Again, this has Italian B-Movie sexploitation written all over it

Things really pick up around that point and there are plenty of not-for-the-faint-of-heart moments at the end. If you're going down this path and looking for bloodthirsty barbarism you'll find a fair share here, but you're better off turning to Cannibal Holocaust. It is a much more frightening film, with a much better setup presented around the idea of "Is it real?!" found footage, making it a spiritual precursor to The Blair Witch Project. However, it also suffers by going perhaps a bit too over the top. While all of the human violence is (thankfully) staged, a number of animals were actually slaughtered while the cameras were rolling, including very gruesome end for a large river turtle. Either film would provide a fair bit of stomach-churning viewing this month, but with Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals you're getting a lot more banging for your buck.

On the Trail...and Deep into the Woods #2: Gross, Bud

On the Trail...
I see that Time Mag also recently put together a list of (they say) the Top 15 Best Political Films of All Time. It’s a good jumping off point, there are a couple that I still need to check out, but I’m fairly relieved. Although I had planned on posting a few of these (Manchurian Candidate, Election, All the President’s Men) I am going a different direction on a lot of others. Their focus is on narrative features, which misses out on some great documentaries and made-for-TV stuff that I plan to cover.

For part deux I’m focusing on a section of film that needs no introduction, Orson Welles’ seminal Citizen Kane (1941). The film was a not-so-subtle jab at news mogul William Randolph Hearst and the plot involving the meteoric rise and calamitous fall of Charles Foster Kane’s political career mirrored Hearst's own scuttled ambitions (while he was a twice-elected US Representative in Congress, he failed in each of his New York Mayoral and Gubernatorial bids.) While controversy hindered the film's initial release, time has been very kind to the film and it is widely regarded as perhaps the greatest ever made. While not a purely “political” film, it still contains one of the most memorably staged campaign speeches in cinematic history, one that successfully makes the man seem larger than life and is truly a benchmark of imagery.

(Ok, maybe I can think of one other film that tops it visually, one that might have even influenced Welles. Maybe?)

I love that moment at the the end of the Kane's speech, as Boss Jim Geddes looks down on the scene from high above, there is an portent of the impending manipulation that is shortly to come.

It is an oft-jumped-on hype train that holds Kane as The Greatest Movie Ever!! It was only recently usurped by Hitchcock’s Vertigo on Sight & Sound’s List after 5 decades at the #1 spot. I have also heard this refrain pooh-poohed as film snobbery at its worst, but only by non-film snobs. I'll admit to snobbery. It's not my personal favorite film, but it is so rich and deep and works on multiple levels, and I always discover something new in it every time I watch it, so I can't argue against the accolades.


...and Deep into the Woods
There is certainly no shortage of horror film lists. Here you go. Here's another. And here and here and here. It'll be unavoidable to rehash some but I'll try to find some fresh picks for you this month, but maybe not so fresh today.

If Kane is a benchmark for ALL film, then the original Night of the Living Dead is my early benchmark for horror (along with Psycho.) It's not the first zombie flick, but it is the one that flipped the switch on the genre and established many of the common tropes that we still see aped and spoofed (and notably diverged from) today: the lumbering, nearly unstoppable walkers that crave human flesh; the contagious bite that will change you into one of them; the ultimately irrelevant speculation that the mysterious origins of the abnormality must be either alien or part of a government cover-up (or both!) 

George Romero made a cottage industry out of the walking dead with classic follow-ups Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Dead of the Deaddy Dead Deadness...basically everything with this guy is just dead dead dead dead dead. But not quite. I mean, if they were really dead, would they be coming for Barbara?

It’s creepy, simple, effective. Maybe not quite as gory as later films, but still a face-gnawing good time, and once the freaks start coming they do. not. stop. Still makes my all the hairs on my body stand up and then faint. Yes, my hairs faint. It’s weird, I know. Turn off the lights, blaze a candle or two, board up the windows and bar the doors.

On the Trail...and Deep into the Woods #1: Bride of Frankenheimer

Let’s just pretend I haven’t been really busy moving  3 times in the last 4 months and get on with the movies, shall we? To reset: I have a few things I’m interested doing in over the next month. We’re leading up to both Halloween AND an election so I’m going to try to get my train back on the tracks by doing a month of nightmares. We’re gonna have the requisite horror genre stuff, but also a parallel path of great political/campaign films. (I hate politics, hence the “nightmare” tag, and I know it sounds boring, but it’s made for good film fodder and I promise to keep it interesting.) If I can lay down 15 of each I will consider October a success. Posts will likely be short and sweet and in no particular order, but at least there will be actual content for once. I haven’t been able to watch much this summer -- I finally saw The Avengers this week, so...yeah -- but if I can get some other posts in, too...well...let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

Speaking of content, I’ve finally started a youtube account AND my new digs come with the added bonus of a reliable internet connection so I hope to be able to upload pertinent clips to my own private account when needed rather than relying on the Arbitrary Internets to come through for me. Not needed today, since I found what I was looking for, but...score!

Ok, and away we go.

On the Trail...

I’m starting this month’s campaign with one of my favorite movies of all time, John Frankenheimer’s The Manchurian Candidate (1962), a taut tale of international communist conspiracy, brainwashing, and political manipulation. It is steeped in an era of Cold War paranoia but still feels fresh, vibrant, and chilling today.

All the players are at the top of their game. Frank Sinatra was never better as an actor, a true dual threat, even if his character is merely a conduit through which the rest of the action can flow. Laurence Harvey’s undergoes a remarkably steely transformation from a mostly normal if slightly dislikable joe who is really only cold to his domineering mother and buffoonish Senator stepfather, and with the simple turn of a card he turns cold and inaccessible to the rest of the world. Angela Lansbury: damn, she absolutely plunges the knife into every scene.

Oscar-worthy stuff, though she lost to Patty Duke in The Miracle Worker, which, ok, fairly forgivable. If you aren’t sold yet, and don’t mind a few plot spoliers:

Yeesh. My spine is all tingly. That gives some of it away, but don’t worry, it’s plenty twisty. And pretty "Twilight Zone"-y, which I love. The shot here, after the dream dissolve, was a famously dizzying technical achievement for the time. Watch closely as as the camera pans a full 360 degrees and the set undergoes a mind-blowing alteration without any cuts or computer tricks.

Still one of my favorite pieces of film. EVAR.

I found the remake pretty solid, but it doesn't hold a candle to the original. Frankenheimer was in impeccable form in the '60s, following this up with Seven Days in May in 1964 and another lesser-known masterpiece in 1966.

...and Deep into the Woods

For the start of this scary October I’m sticking with Frankenheimer (surprise!) and recommending another bit of unsettling cinema, his 1966 mindfuck Seconds. I love good slashers, serial killers, mysteries, and monsters, and you’ll see some of each forthcoming if I manage to keep at it, but ultimately I have a greater affinity for this type film, something with a subtle, dark undercurrent, a horror grounded in the distortion of reality. The awful building of existential dread is, to me, some of the creepiest stuff out there. It doesn’t beat you over the head with the scares but builds slowly from a smart setup, through small twists, to a stomach-churning finish.

It’s apparently a relatively hard film to find, but there are good chunks of it up on youtube. The plot involves an old man, Arthur Hamilton, who is given an out-of-left-field opportunity to completely change his identity and start an exciting new life as playboy/artist Tony Wilson. Obviously, this pact is not all it’s cracked up to be, even after the docs make him look like Rock Hudson.

The mood is established right off the bat, as we’re treated to an amazing, sinister Jerry Goldsmith score (one of the greatest film composers) and creepy Saul Bass titles. James Wong Howe was a premiere artist of black and white cinematography, and while it starts out a teeny bit gimmicky with its fisheye lens and choppy pre-Steadicam POV setup, it still paints one of the most unforgettable, suck-you-in openings ever captured on film. 

Maybe it's just that I’m just reeeally creeped out by Khigh Dhiegh, the brainwasher from Manchurian Candidate who makes an appearance here as Hudson’s "career counselor." He does a great job in his small part as a manipulative cog under the guidance of a larger, controlling entity, conveniently named, simply, “The Company.” One more clip, a couple plot spoilers herein, but lots of squishy twists left to be unraveled:

Find it. Watch it. Love it. 

As a side note, this movie apparently helped to ticket Brian Wilson on his slow train to Crazytown. Well, we’ll always have Pet Sounds.

Hey, welcome back. More to come if I don't suck. Or have to move again.

Trip with a Stiff Upper Lip

Alice in Wonderland (1966): 70

There is a freaking plethora of different adaptations of Lewis Carroll’s famous works, starting in 1903 (very cool) and ending with Tim Burton’s 2010 effort, which I found to be an incredibly underwhelming reboot, art direction notwithstanding. I’ve always enjoyed the kaleidoscopic effects of the Disney animated feature, not to mention the 1985 made-for-TV all-star affair in which, as as youngster, I found Carol Channing only slightly less frightening than the Jabberwocky.

Anyway, I recently stumbled upon this 1966 BBC-made version at the library and, seeing Peter Sellers and John Gielgud listed in the cast, decided to give it a look to see if I could get over the the Burton disappointment. Of particular note: This version hinges on director Jonathan Miller’s idea that it is a shame to hire brilliant, famous actors then hide them underneath mountains of makeup or (even worse) animal masks. So he completely eschews over-costuming the cast and instead dresses them up in Victorian garb and lets them play the parts as real people instead of masquerading as animals.

And I must say that for the most part it works. As Alice (a very unique but dull Anne-Marie Mallik) sleepwalks her way around the stark B&W, Bergman-esque landscape, there’s a bit of fun in figuring out the characters with fewer visual cues than usual. Familiarity with the general story is necessary. As she walks into a room Sir Michael Redgrave solemnly asks, “Who Are You?” while puffing on a pipe and we know she’s entering her confab with the caterpillar. The focus is more on the poetry and prose than immersive visual fantasy.

In addition to Redgrave, Peter Sellers (King of Hearts) and Sir John Gielgud (the Mock Turtle) are the notable names and deliver the most memorable performances, but the rest of the cast is full of scene stealers that might be more recognizable to British audiences: Alan Bennett, Wilfrid Lawson, Leo McKern and especially comedian Peter Cook as one of the most perfect Mad Hatters ever, a very crusty/annoying/snooty type that would feel right at home in Monty Python’s Upper Class Twit of the Year contest...and yes, completely bonkers. In fact, this entire version feels like Alice is just wandering around a mental institution, and that lends a foreboding tone to the proceedings. It is a bit slow even at 71 minutes, and ultimately it doesn’t really go anywhere. It is very dry and erudite, as Brits are wont to take their humour, but I was enchanted by this little oddity.

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As for another British trip with a particularly dry countenance, I also recently checked out The Trip (appropriately enough) which follows Steve Coogan (of Hamlet 2) and Rob Brydon after their brave, postmodern adaptation of Tristram Shandy (A Cock and Bull Story), which I thought was simply fantastic and inspired me to actually go and read that incredible, idiosyncratic, and downright fucking difficult book. At least I can say I’m not such an ill-bred mortal, so SUCK IT, James Boswell!

Ahem. Excuse me. Anyway, here Steve and Rob again take on guises as "themselves." The setup is that Steve is hired to tour the countryside for a week and do a series of celebrity restaurant reviews. His girlfriend being away in the US on a modeling gig, he surrenders to take Rob with him, and this gives them pretense to ham for the cameras and bounce impersonations and improvisations off each other for 80 minutes. They are fiercely competitive in trying to outdo the other’s Michael Caine, Sean Connery, or Woody Allen line, or are constantly skewering and usurping cinema tropes, one of my favorites being this gem:

Awww, crap, I couldn’t decide...two favorites!

Their bromance is of equal parts heart and waspishness, and when the laughs aren’t rolling they make ado of their contrasting attitudes toward their career paths, their roles as minor celebrities, and their romantic relationships; Coogan takes advantage of the holiday to reflect about his current girlfriend and do a bit of womanizing on the side, while Brydon calls up his wife nightly for clumsy, hilarious “phone sex.”

It smacks a little bit of Sideways, a smart, funny travelogue through the gorgeous countryside with some fantastic gastronomical scenery to boot. Good for some laughs and a quiet diversion. This is actually an edited-down version of a BBC series that went a season in 2010 (6 episodes, fairly typical of Brit series) and has a 2nd season in the offing. Meh, that might be beating a dead horse.

The Trip: 72

Hello again, internet: Pusher 2 & 3, Drive

Ugh, I’ve been really slacking off, I realize it’s been almost a month since my last entry. Appy polly loggy. A lot’s been going on. I’ve still been watching a lot - my viewing tally for the year is now at 104 films (yes, I keep count) - I just haven’t been committing much down on paper. Less drinking equals less Drunk Movie Time, sad to say. I will attempt to rectify that and catch up on a bunch of excellent films (and some less-excellent stuff, too) over the next few weeks. Even if it means you get a lot of short posts, I figure that’s better than the utter void.

First a little following up on my last post. I finished up Nicolas Winding Refn’s Pusher trilogy. For those of you who may have checked out Refn’s American breakout Drive last year, there is a strong aesthetic seam running through his films, and it fits the characters well, straddling the fence between glossy, glowing flash and a suffocating griminess. These are people running wild outside the law, underground but playing out “wealthy mobster” fantasies on various levels, from the able street hustler (Frank in Pusher) to the unsophisticated pawn (Tonny in Pusher 2) to the brash, ambitious dealer-on-the-rise (Mohammed in 2 and 3) to the aging kingpin (Milo).

For me, Milo (Zlatko Buric) is clearly the most compelling character in Pusher and Pusher 2. No matter how badly someone else has fucked something up, everybody is welcome to sample his cooking, everyone is still his “friend.” Thus, he manipulates his underlings with a babbling delivery filled with pretense, injecting stabbing sparks of tension into the narrative.

In Pusher 3, however, Refn’s focuses wholly on Milo and he must deal with his own stressful fight-for-survival. This strips away some of the evil mystery surrounding Milo that I’d built in my head from the first two films, and gives him a much more vulnerable aura. Right from the start he’s sweating out a session in an Addicts Anonymous support group, and throughout the film he’s thrust into situations where he is forced to bide his time and eat shit as a younger hoodlums write him off as “getting too old for a young man’s game.” The results of their insolence are none too pretty and make for the best, most gruesome ending of the three films.

As with Padilha’s pair of Elite Squad films (and their precursor documentary Bus 174 - about which more in an upcoming entry) here we have another instance where examining them as a whole makes for a richer experience than only considering them as individual films. Even though each Pusher film follows a different character, the pattern of the story is similar in all three: main character falls into a deal-gone-bad situation, must claw like a cat in a sack to survive, does even more bad shit. Er, that’s also the basic gist of Drive, come to think of it. That makes them feel a little stuck in neutral at times, but there are some harrowing moments that are worth the slog.

As for Drive, again, it carries thematic and expository similarities, ramping up the style and action a couple notches but filling in the remainder with Ryan Gosling sleepwalking through a character that should be much more interesting, resulting in great swaths of tedium. Albert Brooks is the clear highlight of the cast in a role that plays against expectations, one that echoes Milo's viciousness if not his manners. Bryan Cranston and Ron Perlman also catch juicy little parts that have mirrors in the Pusher world. Lately, I've visited quite a few what I guess you could call "modern mobster"-type films and Drive fits in nicely with films like Steven Soderbergh's The Limey and Johnathan Glazer's Sexy Beast. I can't think of one that I'm ready to elevate to "masterpiece" status, but all are most definitely worth a look.

Director: Nicolas Winding Refn

Pusher II: With Blood on My Hands (2004): 70

Pusher III: I'm the Angel of Death (2005): 75

Drive (2011): 75